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What could go wrong?

8/10/2014

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In my head, there is a very sudden and messy reason for the Crafts Show to have to end early due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Analytics, an insight into the breadth and depth of Attendant's View

7/10/2014

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Well, goggle analytics has once again shown me where some of you readers come from, and has once again shown the er, range, of topics I light upon here.

National Trust wallpaper, Cornwall, and, because it is the internet after all, penis images. 

I've shared some of the search terms used to reach Attendants' View before here, and am a little sad that nothing now reaches the bizarrity levels of those previous results.

Must try harder!

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Statue Loan.

6/10/2014

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Having just compiled a serious response to a loan request pertaining to a statue we have, we then began suggesting spurious reasons.

The statue you have requested as a loan for your exhibition, is sadly unavailable for your use because:
  1. He has a lot of meetings in his calendar and his PA has tried, but he can't reschedule.
  2. He gets travel sick.
  3. For legal reasons, he isn't allowed within a certain number of miles of Bradford.
  4. He doesn't sleep well when away from home.
  5. He already has two weeks planned in Tahiti. 
  6. Northerners make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
  7. Our museum is under an ancient curse, and his presence is the only thing keeping the vengeful spirits at bay.
  8. His mum said no.

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All together now

5/10/2014

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The quirk of fate which means the information desk in the office has back to back phone calls and phone messages - presumably because it's everyone else's lunch break - meaning there's a sandwich staring, forlornly, across the desk for two hours. 

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Research

1/10/2014

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Boss: A couple of us are going to look at the X museum of X tomorrow, for some ideas and inspiration. Do you know of anything else worth visiting in the area?

I go to the museum's website, to check the exact location.

Me: Is it open tomorrow? It says here it's only open on weekends and school holidays.
Boss:... I need to make some calls...

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