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With one click you can generate a wall of impenetrable yet somehow important sounding nonsense, which will have everyone acting as if they know what it means, and saying that it adds so much depth knowing about the origins of the work.

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Artist Statement
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My work explores the relationship between multiculturalism and football chants.With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Joni Mitchell, new combinations are crafted from both orderly and random discourse.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of meaning. What starts out as vision soon becomes manipulated into a tragedy of greed, leaving only a sense of unreality and the dawn of a new beginning.

As wavering derivatives become distorted through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the possibilities of our culture.

Don't believe that the sort of text generated is plausible? Check out what I found in a recent exhibition, just after discovering arty bollocks for the first time. It does make sense, eventually, but woe to anyone foolish enough to stray into the gallery thinking they can get a quick general overview from the panels, and not have to read all of the text in the gallery guides....